drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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