My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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