In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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