I look better un-naked...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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