never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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