Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
