she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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