Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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