I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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