Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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