a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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