We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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