She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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