In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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