WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize