if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
