I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Two words: blizzard sex
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
