I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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