what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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