Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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