I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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