So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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