oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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