well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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