I must be too annoying 4 u.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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