i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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