Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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