I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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