I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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