Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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