dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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