Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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