So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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