And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Randomize
