Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
