We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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