'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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