Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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