so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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