woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
it glows. i had to have it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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