ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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