Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im holly from the hills drunk
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Success! We fucked roommates!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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