Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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