Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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