I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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