She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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