Dual....:-)
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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