Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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