Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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