HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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