You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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