Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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