Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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