In the future we'll all be gay
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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