That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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