I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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