I wish you could order shots online.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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